Polymer Flesh Hole Turntable Slipmat

Polymer Flesh Hole Slipmat – 12″ Turntable Mat for Vinyl Collectors by Neesh Labs

The most popular version of this product was created in 1995 by Steven Shubin, a former Las Vegas police officer and martial arts instructor.  The concept arose when his wife became pregnant and they were advised to abstain for a while.

He wanted something safe, something realistic, and above all, something no one would notice.   

He built a device that could hide in plain sight and filed the patent under the deliberately clinical label “device for discreet sperm collection,” which explains the strangely medical language in the original documents.

Antistatic, anti-vibration, 11.75″ turntable mat

Choose from 3 types - 

16 oz (standard) -  .09″ (3/32″) thick.  High Quality, 100% polyester felt

21 oz (audiophile) - 0.125 (1/8″) thick.  100% polyester felt "Thickboy."

16 oz glazed bottom (for DJs) - 09″ (3/32″) thick,  100% polyester felt, with a slick glazed bottom