A minimalist fantasy parody T-shirt titled ‘Crom-ulent,’ featuring the line ‘Are you there Crom, it’s me Conan,’ printed on a soft, high-quality tee

Crom-ulent T-Shirt

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A minimalist fantasy parody T-shirt titled ‘Crom-ulent,’ featuring the line ‘Are you there Crom, it’s me Conan,’ printed on a soft, high-quality tee

Crom-ulent T-Shirt

$27.99
Sale price  $27.99 Regular price  $27.99
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Crom-ulent  – T-Shirt

Design Description

A subtle, nerd-friendly fantasy T-shirt featuring the line, “Are you there Crom, it’s me Conan.” A dry, clever nod to classic barbarian lore and the world’s least supportive deity.

 

let us pray...

Crom, I have never prayed to you before.  I have no tongue for it.

No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad.  Why we fought, or why we died.  All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! 

Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request.  Grant me revenge!  And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

 

 

Features

Sharp, high-detail artwork
Everyday-friendly, comfortable fit
Long-lasting inks that resist cracking and peeling

Material

Premium Gildan Ultra Cotton shirt
100% heavyweight cotton
Soft, breathable texture
Reinforced stitching for added durability

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold
Wash inside out
Tumble dry on low
Avoid ironing directly over the print

 

 

Materials + Care

We prioritize quality in selecting the materials for our items, choosing premium fabrics and finishings that ensure durability, comfort, and timeless appeal.

Shipping + Returns

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.

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